Bring it on

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

That is all.

Man, now I really want to go watch the cowbell skit from SNL. I think I will. Who's coming with me to youtube??

-paige

If You Were Born in 2893...

Your Name Would Be: Umori Hana And You Would Be: The Destroyer of Earth

I'm alive! ! ! !

Yes, it me. I am back. You didn't think I'd be gone forever did you? No, no. I simply needed to respice up my near fanatic interest in LJ icons to make me want to return. I apologize that it took as long as it did.

Since I last wrote:

-I have started a new school
-learned to say "Hi, how are you" and "My little brother drinks coffee" in mandarin chinese
-gotten a car (volvo, wOOt!)
-become obsesssed with david bowie (that's not so much a NEW thing, I just thought I'd mention it)
-found a new hobby, I call it the "enjoys sleeping in" hobby; it's quite popular these days
-started a facebook group, entitled "I need a massage NOW" join or die

and thats about it. How bout the rest of you kittens? what have you been up to?

The deed is done, now I am a single and free woman just trying to pack and take care of a cute/fussy little baby.

The message was altered quite a bit. Instead of making it like a poem, I wrote him more of a letter and sent it on myspace. I figured a message would be appropriate, since our whole relationship has it's foundations from myspace. That's probably half the reason it didn't work out. I'm wondering when he'll read it and reply. on second thought, I don't want him to reply.

San Diego on Saturday. That's really soon, especially when I think of all the crap I have to do! Curse you packing!!!

leave me alone,
i lead you on
and I did it on purpose!
so now it's time to quite pretending
I don't like you
You refuse to see the real me
there's nothing more to say except
goodbye hurculese

*~*~*

That's something that I just now wrote for my current 'boyfriend'. I'm thinking about sending it to him. Is it too cruel???

You Are External - Believer - Empowered

You feel your life is controlled externally. You tend to attribute most things to luck or karma. You don't own your successes or your failures. You tend to take life as it comes, but you're also apt to feel helpless. You are a true believer in luck, fate, and karma. You believe that life is a game of chance - not a game of skill. You either consider yourself very unlucky or very lucky. No matter what, you don't feel like you can change the hand you were dealt. You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order. You realize that working the system does get you further. You know who to defer to and who to control. When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly.

for the beauty of the earth


This morning I took a deep breath, looked out the window and said, "I want to go on a walk down to the gas station and get me some dr. pepper. Maybe some chocolate and gum too."

Okay, maybe it didn't exactly happen like this, but I did get an urge to go on a walk. The destination and objectives came along as I awaited my chance to pack Lexie up, and head on out. I never eralize how hard it can be to be trapped in a house for a week until I get these random urges, that have no real purpose. I mean I don't need chocolate and gum, we have chocolate in the pantry. As for Dr. Pepper? It would probably have been better for me to go get some vitamin water instead.

I'm glad I went, though. Lexie and I went there and back again, her looking adorable in her little pink bucket hat, and me wearing make up for the first time in a while. The cashier was very nice even though I held up the line a little.

But the part that made me truly glad I followed my impulse, was the view on the way home. Never before have I seen such cloud formations as I have in Miami. Today included. The sky was rotund with great puffy clouds, with sun rays bouncing hither thither to create values like you've never seen. Majestic is the only word I can think to describe it. If anyone could discover Mt Olympus, these are the clouds that I imagine would be surrounding it.

Now, just barely home from the little walk, it's started to rain. Isn't that amazing? Those clouds held their magnificence just long enough for me to behold them, and now it's pouring forth onto the earth so that it might be enjoyed by everyone. *sigh* TGIF, indeed. I couldn't have asked for a more blessed morning.

love,
paige

On my PMS extrodanare day, I have come to realize a few things:

The friends I care about the most are the ones who don't expect me to hang around for eternity. The ones who can keep in contact on the internet and not be bitter about me not calling them. You know, actually my "best" friends are the ones who were laid back enough to not care who their 'best' friend was. They liked everyone equally. I hope I'm this way too, I try to be. I think it's best.

Batman could kick Aquaman's ass anyday. ANY-day.

Junk must get lonely really easilly, because it piles up like housewives on a spatula sale.

It's an accomplishment to poison cockroach, watch it die, and clean it up by yourself. But if you do it while only screaming once, you deserve an award.

When I grow up, I want to marry a 'retro-sexual'

Does anyone else find Charlton Heston sexy? Cuz I sure do.

If eggs are yummy and so good for you, why do they come from a chicken's butt? I'm just saying..

Color needs a vacation. When was the last time you woke up and saw in black and white?

Whoever invented the clock better be in hell.

-ghost writer-